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BASF

"We had seen Damian previously, which prompted us to book him again... this show was as entertaining as the last. We will definitely consider Mr. Mason for future needs!"

Chris Carlson

CROP QUEST, INC.

"We want to express our appreciation for the time you took to speak at the 2011 Crop Quest Full Staff Meeting.  Your comedy show was a great hit and helped make our meeting a huge success.  We look forward to working with you in the future."

Crop Quest, Inc.

LOUDOUN COUNTY VA FARM BUREAU

"You are funny!  I think all of us farmers in Norfolk today totally forgot about what was happening on the farm for an hour; we were busy laughing, having a good time and thinking about what you were going to say next.  Thanks for entertaining us.  Great job!"

Tyler Wegmeyer, Wegmeyer Farms

VIRGINIA FARM BUREAU

"The performance you gave was outstanding and the membership is in agreement. All I heard was rave reviews!!"

Angela Haskovec, Program Coordinator, Women and Young Farmers Dept.

WISCONSIN REINSURANCE CORPORATION

"We have heard so many positive comments about your presentation to our group! It was the talk of the convention!"

Terry Wendorff, WRC

USA RICE FEDERATION

"We'd love to work with you again! Thanks for a great show, our folks were entertained and impressed!  

Lauren Echols, USA Rice Federation

USA RICE FEDERATION

"It was a pleasure meeting you in Dallas -- you've won another fan! Awesome job!  

Penny Key, USA Rice Federation

USA RICE FEDERATION - speaker evaluation

"We were very impressed with his comments and our members were laughing the whole time. He and I had discussed monitoring the reaction of the crowd and gauging them to determine how long he should speak and they were laughing for over 50 minutes!  

Reece Langley - from Speaker Evaluation - USA Rice Federation

KANKAKEE COUNTY FAIR

"This was my first time at one of your shows and I was impressed! I found your humor & knowledge of farm life, and, life in general to be right on!"   

Rick Light, Store Manager, Hogan Walker LLC

PennAg INDUSTRIES ASSOCIATION

"Damian was outstanding for our event! We haven't had an entertainer in years that was able to keep the attention of the audience (and keep them from leaving early), but Damian did just that. His direct tie to agriculture kept our group interested and completely entertained. We have received nothing but positive feedback regarding his HUMOR FOR THE HEART OF AGRICULTURE presentation!"   

Kelly J. Caldwell, Director of Communications & Member Services

SCOTT COUNTY CATTLEMENS ASSOCIATION

"You were simply AWESOME!

THANK YOU for your performance Saturday night!  We received many compliments from those in attendance and hopefully our paths will cross in the future!"   

Scott Wiley, Ag Officer, First Central State Bank

"Damian did a great job!  I don't ever believe we have had such positive feedback as we did after Damian performed."

Scott County Cattlemens Assn. member

TURFGRASS PRODUCERS INTERNATIONAL

“You did a terrific job at TPI and everyone loved you. We have gotten a ton of feedback about how great your presentation was. Our members really liked having an uplifting and fun presentation to officially kick-off the conference.

I would love the opportunity to work with you again anytime! I sincerely hope we will have that opportunity!"   

Sandy Reynolds, CMP, Meetings Manager

ILLINOIS FERTILIZER AND CHEMICAL ASSOCIATION

Thank you for providing such quality entertainment, with a message to boot!  I received great feedback on your program!"   

Jean Payne, President

CENTRAL ILLINOIS BUILDERS OF AGC

On behalf of the members of Central Illinois Builders of AGC, we thank you for participating in our 56th Annual Meeting. In these tough economic times for contractors, the laughs you provided were much needed and appreciated! Many positive comments were heard!"   

Dennis W. Larson, Executive Vice President

FCA CO-OP

You did a nice job Saturday night and we have had many good comments on your performance!"   

Jerry Svoboda, General Manager, Jackson Minnesota

REINKE IRRIGATION

“We received so many “Excellent” ratings on our event evaluations for Damian’s Humor for the Heart of Agriculture.  Damian masterfully combines humor with pride in American agriculture through his true-to-life accounts of the unique challenges and situations ag-producers and ag-business men and women face daily.  He’s dynamic yet authentic – he keeps it real and therefore gets people really laughing and really thinking.  Outstanding job!"   

Karla Deepe

“I wanted to tell you you were fabulous and we had many comments on your message and program. As I looked around the room there were lots of tears being wiped. I read your entire book – Beer, Sex and Ice Cream on the flight back. It was hilarious and so true!!!”   

Amy Augustin

PACIFIC EGG AND POULTRY ASSOCIATION

“Our Good Egg Breakfast was a true success because of your humor, wit and professionalism. What an amazing way to start our day. We look forward to having you back again very soon! Thank you again for joining us, we appreciate you! I am still wiping away the tears (of laughter) that I shed from your presentation!”

Geri G Lewis, Events Manager

AMERICAN FIRE SPRINKLER ASSOCIATION

“Damian Mason did an amazing job as an emcee for our general session. HIs humor had our audience falling out of their chairs each and every time he performed. As an emcee he kept our general session moving. He prepared his material in such a way that you would have thought he knew our group for years!”   

Marlene Garrett

LETTER FROM DEBBIE LONG - AUDIENCE ATTENDEE AT KANSAS HOME PRODUCTS DINNER

"My husband and I saw you at the Home Products Dinner last night.  You were GREAT!  We enjoyed your show so much!  We farm; husband is a County Commissioner ; I am the newly appointed Clerk of the District Court in Ulysses; and we just built and opened the Corporate East Hotel – where you stayed.  (We left the Dinner last night and opened the Lounge in hopes that you would be back and have a cocktail with us and the Pioneer Natural Resource guys who were in town for the Dinner).  Sorry we missed you – you must have been selling books to everyone in town! 

We died laughing at your joke about killing the nation’s symbol of peace at dusk.  Guess we could relate to that one!

Just wanted you to know that we are proud of our home here and our lives.  We so enjoyed your show and hope you will come back again sometime!"

Debbie Long

LETTER FROM JIM WILKERSON - HERALD & REVIEW

"Our past Community Leaders Breakfast was a huge success, and that is due to you. At 7:00 in the morning it’s hard to tell how people will react to different speakers, particularly comedy. But you made them laugh, you entertained them, and I’ve had nothing but compliments.

Some have said you were the best speaker we’ve ever had, and we’ve done over 20 of these things, so that’s saying something!

Thanks again for your sense of humor, your kindness and your professionalism.

Good luck with everything, and keep up the great work!"

Jim Wilkerson

LETTER FROM DARON HALL - HOME PRODUCTS DINNER

“Damian, I just wanted to take a minute and tell you thanks for participating in our annual Home Products Dinner in Grant County, Kansas. Your comedy was right on the spot for our attendees. I have only attended three of these dinner's as my family and I moved here just a few years ago, but your humor, mixed with your stories of growing up in rural America were very well accepted. I have a 92 year old aunt who has been here most of her life and she thought you were hilarious.

My wife said the feedback she has received as a Committee member is very positive, and as the City Administrator I also have received a lot of feedback and all of it was positive.

Thanks for helping make a special evening all it could be. Good luck, and thanks again for your humor and for joining us."

Daron Hall

IRRIGATION RESEARCH FOUNDATION

“Damian was just what we needed, we laughed out hearts out!”   

Robin Vincent

ARKANSAS BROADCASTERS ASSOCIATION

“As usual, you hit a home run for us!”   

Jim McCall, Associate Director

WESTERN DAIRY ASSOCIATION

"Damian did a tremendous job of connecting with the audience and making sure that everyone had plenty of laughter.  He was able to read the crowd very well and ensure that he was engaged with them throughout the evening." 

Michelle Perusek

CALIFORNIA SEED ASSOCIATION

"It was clear that everyone enjoyed the quality of your presentation. I sincerely appreciate your willingness to help support our event through your knowledge and involvement! It was a pleasure to work with you." 

Donna Boggs, Associate Director

SIRVA MOVING SERVICES

"Damian quickly engaged our audience, got us laughing, and feeling good!" 

Brian S. Risley, Vice President, Operations

THE OTIS R. BOWEN CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES, INC.

"The presentation truly rejuvenated the meeting participants, who are still talking about it! Damian's presentation was extrememly funny and ideal for any individuals who work within the healthcare industry. His program delivered huge laughs and sent our people out the door feeling good about how they go about their life and work." 

Tracy Humphrey, Executive Assistant to the President/CEO

NATIONAL AGRICULTURAL AMBASSADOR CONFERENCE

"Thank you for participating in the 15th annual National Agricultural Ambassador Conference.   Your humor and insight greatly benefited our participants!" 

Nicole Bambino, 2010 National Ag Ambassador Planning Committee 

3/24/10

Damian,

I was in the audience yesterday in Ames and thoroughly enjoyed your 'show'! I thought your message regarding the reason you dress professionally was also an excellent one. As someone who makes a living in agriculture (both at the bank and on the farm myself) I was glad to learn that there is someone with your background out there entertaining audiences and educating them at the same time. I hope to see you again in the future!

Jeff Cuddeback


CALIFORNIA FARM BUREAU FEDERATION

"Damian Mason's breakout session, 'Ten Points to a Pretty Good Presentation' was on of the most well-attended sessions at our conference. Damian kept our members laughing for 75 minutes as he provided valuable tips on preparing and delivering a message, and confidently holding the attention of an audience. This session is a MUST ATTEND for anyone tasked with presentations and public speaking."

Danielle Rau, Director, Leadership Development

FIRST FARM CREDIT SERVICES

"Damian did an outstanding job, he exceeded my expectations. The audience reaction was great.  Because Damian had spent time with me prior to the evening and he joined us for dinner and got to know several of our team members, he was able to 'localize' his presentation, which added to his effectiveness." 

Kathy Siracuse (repeat client)

OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY EXTENSION

"Thanks for your great performance at our extension conference.  Everyone had a great time and it got our conference off to a great start!  We had a successful conference and I'm confident it was due largely to the opening session and mainly your performance.  It was light -hearted and that was just what our group needed.  Thanks again for helping make our conference such a great success!" 

Gayle Hiner

B & S INSURANCE

"Damian Mason does a great presentation.  Have had him speak twice.  Will use him in the future also! Thank you, it was a great time, and that's no bull!" 

Frank Burch

2/4/10

Hey Damian,

You were the inspiration behind a huge change that is in process of taking place in my life. I recently interviewed for and was offered the position identified below. I am going to work for the Farm Credit association in Jefferson City MO. It is a state-wide, $2.5 billion company. What a terrific opportunity. What an incredible change in life’s opportunity.

#103 from your Beer, Sex, and Ice Cream book: A “rut” is only a “rut” if it is temporary; otherwise it is your life.

Thank you Damian. I am appreciative of the “wake-up call from life” that you helped me to hear.

If your wife asks you tonight “what did you do today?”; tell her you changed a life…

Your friend - Steve Iversen

MINNESOTA ASSOCIATION OF FARM MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANIES

"Your keynote presentation was an enjoyable experience for our members. According to the evaluations, you were

'One of the Best Speakers I have heard in a long time.'

'He was Phenomenal.'

Kept everyone's attention.'

'Very good.'

Again, great job and we hope to use you again in the future!"

The MAFMIC Staff

AUBURN INSURANCE

"I particularly liked the way you closed the evening out. I understand the effort and energy it takes to perform at such a high level, and do appreciate that you gave us your all!"

Ruth Gerdes

MINNESOTA ASSOCIATION OF FARM MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANIES

"You far exceeded my expectations!"

Lori Olmschied, Executive Director

CARVER PUMP

"Damian did a great job of personalizing his performance to our group and offered a broad variety of humor where there was something for everyone. Our employees enjoyed the show and his efforts ensured our event was a success! "

Marcy Blick, Human Resource Manager

IOWA FARM BUREAU

"We sent them out the door laughing today! More important, the participants left feeling really good to be a farmer.

Damian can take the daily challenges farmers face – and find the humor in the situation.

I highly recommend Damian to be a part of your conference or event. A little dose of Farm Camp will go a long way to making your event a huge success!"

Mary Foley Balvanz, Leadership Training Manager

COLORADO CORN

"Thank you for speaking at our banquet last night. I have heard nothing but good feedback on your keynote and that everyone enjoyed it very much!!"

Katrina Davis, Ethanol Project Manager

AG VENTURES, LLC

"Just a quick note to say - Thank You “for a great presentation that added a little spark and laughter to the hearts of our customers and employees! Many positive comments from attendees as they were leaving! Until our paths meet again, may life treat you well and I will continue laughing."

Mike Mleziva, General Manager

DEKALB COUNTY FARM BUREAU

"Thank you! We received excellent reviews on you! We'll pass along your name to others that may be needing a speaker."

Mariam Wassmann

CALIFORNIA BEET GROWERS ASSOCIATION

"Thank you for the great evening!  Our group really enjoyed your performance, and I always say, if you can make the Board of Directors laugh, you've done a great job... and you did!!"

Valerie Nunes, Executive Assistant

MISSOURI DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

It was a successful conference and your presentation was a hit!” 

Dr. Jon Hagler, Director of Agriculture

MICHIGAN FARM BUREAU

You were wonderful.  Thank you again for the t-shirt.  We were more than pleased.”  

Dana Smith

CARGILL ANIMAL NUTRITION

“You truly are a professional that took the situation you had and made a great show of it. We were thanked several times for bringing you to western NY during this time of economic stress to lighten the load of dairymen and women that have been burdened by these record low milk prices.” 

Tim Von Sanden

MISSOURI ASSOCIATION OF MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANIES

“Based on our evaluations, your presentation was certainly well received by our attendees” 

Ron Borders

AMERICAN SOCIETY OF AGRONOMY

Your program was well received.  To achieve this laughter at 7:00 a.m. was a big challenge and you were clearly successful. 

Dr. Curtis Thompson

AMERICAN VETERINARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION

“Damian‘s ag background and knowledge of politics was the perfect blend for our veterinary policy symposium.  He had us in stitches.” 

Adrian Hochstadt

MINNESOTA BANKERS ASSOCIATION

“You did an excellent job! I look forward to hopefully working with you again in the future!” 

Kim Philipson

WEB EQUITY SOLUTIONS

“Damian, you did an excellent job of weaving comedy and entertainment with a message tying in real life and business themes – you added value, and you made our people laugh.  Thanks!” 

Dave McEvoy

DEFIANCE SOIL & WATER CONSERVATION DISTRICT

“I would like to personally thank you for the awe-inspiring entertainment you provided for us at our 60th Annual Meeting Banquet on September 12. It seems everyone I talk to wants to express their appreciation for their evening's endless laughter and enjoyment that was shared. Your enthusiasm is contageous.” 

Terri Agler, Administrative Assistant

SUPERVALU

“Damian got the group laughing and learning early, he had a great message sent with humor and the feedback I received from my retailers was nothing but absolutely fabulous." 

“It was the perfect mix of funny and a little touch of business.” 

RuthAnn Coty

URSA FARMERS CO-OP

“You did an excellent presentation.  You were entertaining AND great to work with!” On a scale of 1-10, this performance was ranked a 10! 

Karen Voss

AG SHOW AUDIENCE MEMBER

“Thanks for the great evening of entertainment.  You know these farm things can be less than exciting for farm wives.  I think I hit the jackpot!” 

Leslie, recent ag show audience member

MONSANTO

"It was the right mix of humor & motivation!"

Rhonda McCullough

JOHN DEERE

"The feedback from our customers in attendance – as well as JDAS employees – was overwhelmingly positive. After a long day of product learning and company update sessions, your presentation added a welcome element of light-heartedness and laughter – with the points on succeeding in life nicely mixed in as well…that helped us end the day on a high note."

Christine A Zimmerman
Marketing Communications

HELENA CHEMICAL

“Here are just a few of the comments I received from our attendees….
‘Very entertaining. Great fun!’ ‘We would like to see something like this next year.’
‘Best we ever had!’ ‘We need to laugh more in this business—keep it up.’

Again, thank you for exceeding our expectations. You were easy to work with and I will forever remember our attendees laughing and enjoying the evening.”

Judy Tallant

MID KANSAS COOPERATIVES ASSOCIATION

"Our diverse agricultural group of more than 700 men and women (ranging in age from 25 to 75) was laughing all evening long!  We look forward to bringing him back!"

Kerry Watson (8/12/09)

MILLER ST. NAZIANZ EQUIPMENT CO.

"You sure helped set a very positive and enthusiastic tone on Monday.  People were still talking about it the next day! Great job!"

Tim Criddle, Director of Marketing (7/27/09)

MOSAIC

"Damian's mixture of comedy and hilarious ag stories, combined with a feel-good message about agriculture was perfect for our meeting."

Ron Olson, Mosaic

1st FARM CREDIT SERVICES

"You were terrific! The group was absolutely delighted with your performance!"

Kathy Siracuse, 1st Farm Credit Services, Field Operations Department

SALEM OREGON CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

"Damian was even funnier than we had hoped, and our guests commented that his program stayed 'on track' with his key points.  The evening was everything we wanted it to be."

Chandra Anderson

SOUTHERN CROP PRODUCTION ASSOCIATION

"We have nothing but positive comments regarding your presentation! Everyone truly enjoyed your speech and wants to know when you can come back again! Your humor was the perfect ending for our meeting. It left everyone with a smile and generated great camaraderie. "

Trish Donaldson, Executive Assistant

MONTANA FARM BUREAU FEDERATION

"You delivered the laughs that set an exciting tone for the entire conference.  You have a real talent for communicating a positive message about agriculture with humor and professionalism."

Sue Ann Streufert

CALIFORNIA ASSOCIATION of PEST CONTROL ADVISORS

"The 1,000 plus PCA’s attending the awards luncheon were definitely enlightened and given numerous opportunities to laugh! The presentation you delivered reached home to my members and the humor was clean and fun for our diversified audience.  I am very pleased with your performance which, in my opinion greatly contributed to a successful business conference."

Terry Stark, President / CEO

GREAT PLAINS MANUFACTURING

"Damian Mason's presentation was light hearted and humorous yet contained a message that set the stage for our next day's business meeting. "

Greg Brenneman, VP Marketing

BLISH MIZE CORPORATION

"The event was so amazing and you were an enormous part of that.  Emceeing is something you are fabulous at and, because of you, the night kept rolling.  We have had many compliments about your performance!  You were absolutely hilarious and your timing was perfect.  Thank you! "

Blish Connor

THE MCGREGOR COMPANY

"You were spectacular!  The audience was in tears from laughing so hard – if laughter is the best medicine, I think we got an overdose!"

Jerry Linehan

ANHEUSER-BUSCH

"The evening we spent with you was the highlight of the week. I received many favorable comments concerning your performance from those who were still able to speak after laughing so hard. We appreciated the time you spent with us and hope that it was enjoyable for you as well."

Royce J. Estes

INDIANA TURKEY MARKET DEVELOPMENT COUNCIL

“You provided just what we were looking for: a meaningful message and a lot of laughs.”

Kent Peter

HELENA

"The surveys from our salesmen in attendance showed us that our decision to have a comedy night at the hotel vs. other options really hit the target! With all of the pressures in today’s business, this night of humor and keeping things light really helped to keep our attitudes and our meeting on track.

Thank you again for delivering exactly what we needed in a professional and humorous way that only you can."

Matthew Likens

LA COUNTY FARM BUREAU

“Everyone stayed laughing and enjoyed your entertainment and knowledge regarding the agriculture issues and awareness. We are still talking about it. You are so admirable. You fit right in with our crowd as if you were one of the local farmers.”

Sylvia Seals

CINCINNATI EYE INSTITUTE

“You achieved a perfect bipartisan mix of humor from the Clinton presidency and the political issues of the day. You also included issues relating to our profession as well as a generous amount of roasting of the honored guest--- which kept everyone in the room in stitches. You were delightfully polished. Thank you for making our evening very special and very memorable.”

John S. Cohen, MD

IOWA BANKERS ASSOCIATION

“Although I’d imagined the Clinton act would be hard to follow… you really delivered with your session entitled ‘Cavemen Didn’t Take Time Off to Find Themselves.’ The bankers were a-buzz again and really enjoyed the program.”

Ann Winkel

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF MEAT PROCESSORS

"The audience raved about you! Thanks for the special attention you gave them and providing them with not only an awesome morning, but an important message in life as well. Exactly how we like to send them off on their journey home. I knew when I saw your demo tape that this was indeed a great match."

Debbie Sinex

KUBOTA

"I'd say that you were a real hit. I am especially appreciative of the message you left with our people on what you need to succeed in life...independence, common sense, hard work and a sense of humor. I am sure your message got through to a lot of us in the group. It's simple, straightforward and bang on!"

G. Ross Wallace

PRUDENTIAL FINANCIAL

"Thank you again for you most hilarious performance last week at PREI's Annual Partner's Conference here in Atlanta. You were incredibly well received by both Prudential colleagues and our visiting partners."

"Entertaining a room full of real estate heavyweights can be a bit intimidating but you managed to have everyone in stitches within the first two minutes of your taking the stage. Rest assured, we will definitely recommend you to local meeting planners and I've already suggested that the Swissotel here in Atlanta add you to their list of potential entertainment providers for future events."

"Again, thanks for being a part of this year's conference and making it a true success for all of us."

Matt Scholl

WISCONSIN BROADCASTERS ASSOCIATION

You were truly amazing in your portrayal and your delivery!! You were instrumental in making the event successful, and for that you have my deepest appreciation.

Our members raved about the performance! I just kept hearing positive feedback over and over again. All in attendance were grateful for the chance to watch a performance full of talent, enthusiasm & wit.

Michelle Vetterkind, CAE
Executive Vice President

PRUDENTIAL FINANCIAL

Entertaining a room full of real estate heavyweights can be a bit intimidating, but you managed to have everyone in stitches within the first two minutes of  your taking the stage.

Again, thanks for being a part of this year’s conference and making it a true success for us all.

Matt Scholl

HOMECREST CABINETRY

While humor was the major component in your presentation, your background in SALES was a great connection with our team, and provided for funny and meaningful points as presented through your 5 Points of Successful Selling.

David M. Germond
Vice President, Sales & Marketing

WISCONSIN COMMUNITY PAPERS

Wow – where do I begin?!!

Thanks so much for making us look good. I haven’t gotten that much positive feedback on a speaker in years.

Janelle M. Anderson
Executive Director